Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
ugly people sure do ruin things
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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