Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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