Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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