We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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