Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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