operation harelip BJ is a go
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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