Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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