i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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