oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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