okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Enjoy the penises
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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