awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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