But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I had to cum in my sink.
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