come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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