Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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