Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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