Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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