I'm lost and stupid without you.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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