i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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