I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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