The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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