Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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