omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
