i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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