Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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