I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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