Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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