They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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