how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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