I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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