Umm I'm too high to move.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Alive.
So much puke
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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