That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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