I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
they're like a gay fantastic four
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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