That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
