Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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