I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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