Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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