So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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