that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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