their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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