where does the pee come out of this thing
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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