The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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