This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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