but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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