Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He did a backflip because drugs
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