even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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