So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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