So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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