are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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