ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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