this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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