We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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