I must be too annoying 4 u.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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