is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
