...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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