Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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