the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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